is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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