Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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