I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
i think i just lost a toe
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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