Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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