there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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