just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
