That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
