i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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