Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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