It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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