She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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