Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Your topless pictures make me question reality
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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