I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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