Me. At least after what I've been through.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We left the knife in your bed.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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