gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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