This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Randomize
