awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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