Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
So vagazzling was a success
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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