FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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