Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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