Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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