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Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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