Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Randomize
