My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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