OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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