I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
