I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Don't tell me you're on acid again
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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