I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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