it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
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