Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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