We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Randomize
