you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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