people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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