It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Let's paint friendship bongs
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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