Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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