she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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