i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
he had hair everywhere except his balls
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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