i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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