Nicole vs. Life
I think I am morally bankrupt
now i know why i became what i already was.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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