shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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