too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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