Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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