Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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