I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
