Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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