nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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