I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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