it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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