You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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