dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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