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Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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