Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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