just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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