Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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