forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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