Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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