Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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